Just another paradigm of awesomeness

uhhh what now?

Well come on, let’s come to terms with ourselves here: we all take a shower, at some point in our lives…but you know what they say- its the journey that matters not the destination. By that I obviously mean the process of showering! (muahah – his evil laugh consumes him knowing very well that this path is not so often trudged upon)

Well obviously I don’t really care about the things you do in the shower (its your business) but the awesome part really kicks in is when you turn on that extraordinarily powerful hot water tap and hot water is just perfect and it feels like everything will be okay and the shower curtain starts to move in on you! Admit it, you know what I’m talking about. Being cornered by your shower curtain is something many people wouldn’t want to admit to, probably because there’s not much people can do. Well that’s the shower curtain suction effect: when that annoying shower curtain just won’t stay still, it’s as though it’s magnetized to your amazing body…Okay stop blushing.

So the shower curtain suction tube is essentially the hypothetical-theoretical tube created when the hot water gives rise to hot air and as hot air escapes at the top a suction tube is created! – So how does one get rid of this effect? “You cant” it replies as though alive – like the grim reaper holding its scythe, tapping it on the ground at the gates of heaven – “did you really think there was such a thing?” and he laughs…

For those who believe in supernatural powers, this is an official letter saying…NO it’s not alive or a subspace of some quad-dimensional power-its a shower curtain -_-

So for all those who shower and love their shower curtains, I hope you enjoy the Shower Curtain Effect this morning! and for those who hate it i sincerely sympathize! and for those who don’t shower – dude, seriously?


Comments on: "Shower curtain suction tube!" (5)

  1. Skaterboy86 said:

    Dude that was hilarious:D I experience it every day….though i might be from the “those who don’t shower” category i still appreciate it man….

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